Now Hiring: Wife

After much thoughtful consideration I've made the decision that it's not more hours in the day I need or a Secretary......it's a wife!

Someone who can clean the house, do the laundry, make my meals, wash the car, do the yardwork, make small repairs, and tackle all those other tasks that always need done. They would also need to help my children and my husband with their daily list of requests that they always seem to need me to do.

I broached this subject with my husband last night and I think that we have very different ideas of what our new wife should be.

This is my idea:



And I think my husband has more of this idea in his mind:



I guess we'll have to postpone hiring our new "wife" until we can come to a mutual decision on what type of candidate we should hire!